This book epitomizes the ultimate Halloween Fail, and I challenge you to find one that can trump this Royal Flush down the drain. Do you see how bad this book is?? Just by posting this, it's failness is seeping into my system.
Ugh... I think I actually enjoyed reading Catch-22 back in the day. This is version 2.0 of this costume, the first one suggested a plastic bag, but uhm, yeah, that didn't work out, so a mesh net was recommended instead.
Yes, wear a bunch of ladies undergarments on the front of your shirt and enjoy the tons of stares you'll get as the Halloween party-perv.
That or you can be the crazy guy stabbing cereal boxes, pick you poison.