Every single week you can find some form of pure crack sugar in the
breakroom, usually in the form of a pie or cookies. I didn't think it
was fair that everyone but me was contributing to the diabetes outbreak
in our library so I brought in my M&M Transformers dispenser (dork
much? Yes that's me).
My efforts were quickly outdone when my coworker showed up later in the day with homemade blueberry-lemon bars. My baking illiterate self accepted my defeat while stuffing my face with lemon bars in my cubicle.
I love making my coworkers fat by baking cakes.
ReplyDeleteMISFIT,
ReplyDeleteEveryone in the library will be on a perpetual diet. It's like crabs in a barrel!