"Hey little colonial girl, what are you up to?"
"Just chilling with my squirrel on a chain"....
The dead stare on both of their faces pierces through your soul and will terrorize your sleep for days.
Make fun of them and their pet squirrel if you dare, but do you know what happened to the last person to laugh at them? The little girl in the gold hoop skirt cut them. She's still holding the knife and it still has blood on it.