One day I was IMing my friend at another branch, when she asks me if I sniffed the new SRP scratch and sniff bookmarks. Scratch and sniff bookmarks!?!? And no one has told me we had them because??? I told her to hold on and jumped up from my cube to talk to the YS librarian who was working the info desk. I asked her if the SRP bookmarks came in and if she has smelled them. She gives me this weird look, "Why would I smell them?" Because they're scratch and sniff duh-doy. So I opened up a box and took a big whiff.... nothing.
|Some kid's going to be getting one scratched up bookmark...|
I took it back to my desk and tried scratching at it, nothing. So I sent a message to my friend asking if this is some cruel librarian SRP virgin hazing prank or something and she goes, "Wait, what do your bookmarks look like?" So I sent her a pic of the scratched up one and she replied that theirs has bees on it. Well, la-dee-da fancy ass branch with their smelly bookmarks to give away.
I guess the YS librarian must have felt some pity after seeing my utterly dejected expression, because after my shift on the info desk, I walked back to my cubicle to find the bookmark catalog opened up to this page:
|Hells yea, we're getting some smell-goods!|