Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The P.A.T.R.O.N. Award

Patron A-hole That Ruin Others' Niceness.

To the patron who sneakily walked out with these issues of Rolling Stone and returned them months later in the book drop, you forgot to pick up your P.A.T.R.O.N. award! 

Needless to say, I did not check the pages for damage or bodily fluids.  I'm assuming you're either a teenage boy or a skeevy old guy.  Whoever you are, you have forced my hand, the next issue of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition will be under armed guard.


  1. Recently, we've been having a problem with Prevention magazine of all things. Someone keeps taking our new copies, even though they are in a large plastic binder that says "DOES NOT CIRCULATE," but at least they are bringing them back every couple of months...

  2. Prevention huh? Well I'm sure it isn't for the same shady reasons as to why someone would take these mags.... or is it??