Apparently, she thought I was not fully comprehending the situation so she quickly reached out and touched me. "MY BUBBLE! YOU'RE VIOLATING MY BUBBLE! --- I NEED AN ADULT!!"
::shudder::
I still get the chills when I think about her cold, thin fingers wrapped around my hand. Lady, c'mon now, give me a head's up at least. I vote that we follow Mensa's Guidelines for Physical contact... tl;dr Mensa people use color coded stickers to show their level of
They're a smart bunch right? I really think they're onto something here, now I just need to find the biggest yellow stickers available.
I HATE when I take money for prints and they do that creepy reverse claw move and scrape my palm with their fingernails! Yuckyuckyuck!
ReplyDeleteEgads, during the money transfer, I let an awkward pause settle in until they give in and just put the money on the desk.
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