He'd probably roundhouse every problem patron in the face. I unfortunately am not that flexible. Oh, and I think there was something in the library training handbook about not kicking patrons too.
Shout out to my coworker/friend who saw this item in the Friend's donation bin and decided it belonged in my cubicle instead of the dumpster.
Giving a patron a roundhouse to the face would be so sweet. I wonder in the future if I could work that in on my last day on the job...
ReplyDeleteMiss SHUSHIE,
ReplyDeleteYou have to promise to give me advance notice of said roundhouse to patron so I can capture it and post it on the interwebz for posterity.