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During closing one night, I was making my rounds giving the usually ಠ_ಠ face to patrons who weren't packing up their ish after the 2-minute warning. I happened to glance in one of the trash cans and this caught my eye: "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" hand sanitizer.
Wow, now that's not something you expect to find! Makes you wonder who the marketing genius was that came up with that product name!
ReplyDeleteHey Miss Kellie,
DeleteBy Acme, the same company that brought you the convenient "Because You Touched Their Genitals" at-home STD test.